One time in class, I got fed up

  • This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
  • Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
  • Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
  • Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
  • Me: then why do they give us homework?
  • Whole class: .....
  • Teacher: .....
  • President: .....
  • Miley Cyrus: ....
  • Me: ....
  • Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.
  • enlargers:

    "i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

    al-grave:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

I can’t stop thinking about the sculptor finely shaping that ass.
    "Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life."

    Robin Sharma (via severs)

    This hit me like a brick…

    (via knitting-books)

    s-un-rise:

alalae:

woah

wow

    alltimechemicalkilljoy:

    the-tv-light:

    lookatthewords:

    goatsy:

    Reblog if your cramps have ever

    • made you vomit
    • lasted between 2-3 days
    • stopped you from being able to walk or run
    • made you cry

    It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

    add

    • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

    also

    • made you pass out

    don’t forget

    • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support
    asiagettheyayo:

lol
    
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    littlebitofharry:

    *in the car with my friend who hates one direction and little black dress starts playing*

    friend: “hey this is pretty good, who is this?”

    me:

    image

    clairvoyantsam:

exploit-my-savagery:

oswins-doctor:

suluisms:

For a second I thought this was the new supernatural season ten opener



I knew I’d see this with the Supernatural title eventually, I wasn’t expecting it to be a day later.