can’t sleep

"Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst."
I’m homeless. (via twobillion)
"Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling"
General life philosophy (via mermaidemm)


why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.



i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

i seriously don’t wanna know


Osric Chau asking a question at the Supernatural Comic Con panel.

"Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being."
Tati-Ana Mercedes   (via california-xox-n0stalgia)


In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

"A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person."

Dave Barry (via estherlune)

Depends on who the waiter is (and what he’s done).


(via seducemymindyouidiot)